He's the one who is madly in love with Wendy Testaburger. Whenever she talks to him, he is in loss of words and throws up in her face. Stan is the qurterback of the Southpark cows. His older sister Shelly, takes out all her anger on Stan and beats him up. Whenever Stan would look at her, she thinks that he's staring at her headgear and is making fun of her. He has an uncle Jimbo who takes him and his friends hunting. Uncle Jimbo has a favourtism on Kenny which makes Stan jealous. His Uncle Jimbo also loves guns, owns the gunshop, and hangs out with his war buddy, Ned. Stan also has a homosexual dog called Spike that ran away once to stay in Big Gay Al's Big Gay Animal Sanctuary. The place where Gay animals could live in peace. His grandfather is suicidal and Stan's being tempted by him to kill him.

LINES:

" Oh my God they killed Kenny..."

" Can't we just be like normal kids for once."