He is the smart one. Everyone makes fun of him because he is Jewish. At Christmas he plays with his "imaginary" friend Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo. Since jews don't have Christmas, they have hannukah and the present given to Kyle and his brother is a dreidel. He owns an elephant and has tried to mate it with Cartman's pig, Fluffy to form a new species of Pot-Bellied Elephants (which turned out to look like Mr. Garrison.) Kyle has an adopted little brother named Ike who is canadian, who he'd play "kick the baby" with. He kept Ike safe from his parents who were going to chop off Ike's wee-wee (thinking that's what they'll do during circumcision.) During Halloween he dresses up as a Vampire and has to kill Kenny with a chainsaw, since Kenny turned into a flesh eating zombie. His mother often ruins the boys' fun, and so Cartman sang a song about her referring to her as a *bleeeepp*

LINES:

"...you Bastards!"

"Cartman you fat pig!"